Your Prayers to the RNG God Has Been Answered

 

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It's been an average day, you've been playing through the summer event for a Gacha game, and the character you've been wanting is finally on rate-up.

Sadly you've almost used up all your rolls with no luck, you're about to use your last one when suddenly a blinding light appears in the corner of your room.

"Bryan, You'll never believe this!"

When you look up, your best friend Stan is standing where the light was.

"What the fuck!? How'd you get in here? Shouldn't you be half way across the city?"

"Yeah but now I'm here, just a few minutes ago I got the ability to literally do anything! Isn't that cool?"

"Buddy, I love ya but you know I'm more inclined to believe you snuck over carrying some kinda flash bang."

"Yeah I kinda expected that answer, but I can prove it. Anything you want, name it!"

You look over at your phone, getting an idea that maybe you could humor him.

"Alright, summon BB for me."

"...Seriously?" "Yeah."

"I'm giving you the chance to ask for literally anything...." "mhmm."

"And you want an anime girl png?" "Yup."

"...hmmm. Actually sure, that'll work. Do your next roll and you'll 'summon' her."

"Alright, You'd better not be getting my hopes up for nothing."

"I promise."

You throw your last roll at the banner and are left speechless when her card appears on the summon screen.

"Holy shit man, thanks. I guess I gotta-

-believe you now....Wait what."

You look down at yourself, though to be honest it's not like you can see much past your new tits, but seeing the swimsuit you're wearing gives you the idea of what the rest looks like.

"Well you summoned her, now here she is!."

"Ok that's uh... that's really fucking weird dude. Honestly a little hot, but still weird and I'd like to turn back."

"Aw don't be such a worrywart, let's just have some fun with it for now."

He suddenly Anime Teleports Behind You™ "Nothing Personnel kid."

And he gives your big 'ol boobies a big 'ol squeeze. You feel super dizzy for a moment before coming back to your senses.

"Ah Senpai! If you were feeling so naughty all you had to do was ask."

Wanted to try my hand at a traditional-style caption after seeing a bunch of them again.  I think it came out a little too long but it looks fine at least. Not sure If I'll do more so this blog may rot away soon, but I seem to have a good track record of ignoring my own words when it comes to personal projects.
Also the BB art is by Shiseki Hirame and I pulled it from Danbooru.